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"Extra! Extra! News of a gentler, bygone time!" |
"Woof. Woof. Oink. Woof. The Woofs Have It." |
"By God, gentelmen, I believe we've found
it - The Fountain of Funding!" |
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"O.K., folks, let's move along. I am sure you've all seen someone qualify for a loan before. " |
"The dip in sales seemes to coincide with the decision to elimintate the sales staff." |
"No Longer Cute." |
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"Huge Amount of Money" |
"Welcome to California" |
"Makes you wonder, doesn't it?" |
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"Haven't you ever seen Califronia wine being made before?" |
"Get serious, John, we're talking business ethics not ethics." |
"As your attorney, Roger, I feel is my duty to charge you an enormous amount of money." |
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"This is where our trails divide, Luke. You have my E-mail address, right?" |
"Hey! Remember this great chart from the nineties?" |
"No, the cumputers are up. We're down." |
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"Kemo sabe, I want you to be official greeter at my new casino" |
"Well, gentlemen, there is your problem." |
"All work and no play makes you a valued employee." |
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" Let's face it - man's best friend is money." |
"I found my thrill on Blueberry Hill" |
" I see you've flown around the world in a plane, and settle revolutions in Spain. Around the golf course you're under par. Metro-Goldwyn has asked you to star. Very impressive, I must admit, but we're looking for someone with marketing experience." |
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"Human Resources" |
" Hi. My name is Barry, and I check my E-mail two to three hundred times a day." |
"Any other objections?" |
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"I've always been a big Otis Redding fan." |
"Beg" |
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"That's where we differ. You'd eat cat food, but I wouldn't touch dog food." |
"Oldest living confederate widow continues to tell all..." |
"What we didn't have but obviously needed was an Alarmist" |
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"We laugh at the same things." |
"Two Stones tickets, please, senior discount." |
""Bad dog, bad dog,' she said. 'We should have gotten a cat'" |
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"As for me, I believe in no taxation, with or without representation." |
"No, not there, please. That's where I'm going to put my head." |
"We are neither hunters nor gatherers. We are accountants." |
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"O.K., Just one more and then I've got to get on with my life." |
"If I die first, you should remarry. It you die first, I'll get a dog." |
"New from accounting, sir. Two and Two is four." |
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"My advice is to learn all the tricks you can while you're young." |
"Welcome to the Kit-Kat Club." |
"Great-looking Tie!" |
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"Great, now just the altos." |
"Can I borrow this kittens for an hour? I want to freak out the people who had me spayed." |
"If it's California wine you wish, Mr. Larry will assist you." |
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"Pshaw! I grabbed the wrong bag." |
"I started out fetching." |
"I was a dog in a previous life, but I came back as a god." |
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"Of course, all the good ones are fixed." |
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